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August Contest Submission (An Interview with Lews Therin Telamon)
During my journeys throughout the Wheel of Time universe, or wotlandia as we like to call it, I have met several intriguing people. With the arrival of Winter's Heart, I decided to publish an interview I had a while ago, with a very interesting and eccentric person. Moonhair: ~sits down in chair~ It is wonderful to finally meet you, Lews Therin. How are you today?? Lews Therin: ~snarls~ she is dangerous. we should kill her. Rand Al'Thor: He says he is doing great and it is a pleasure to meet you. M: ~shakes Rand's hand~ Hello, my Lord Dragon. May i call you Rand?? Well, I would like to thank you for participating in this discussion. Please, won't you take a seat? R: ~sits in chair~ LTT: kill her kill her kill her kill her kill her kill her kill her kill her kill her kill her R: Lews Therin wants to know how long you have been in this dimension of the Wheel. M: Only for the past few months. thank you for asking. LTT: Slitting her throat would be messy, we should kill her like this... ~tries to grab the Source~ R: NO! ~snatches it away from LTT~ LTT: ~whimper~ M: No, what? R: oh, nothing. He was asking if i left the kaf pot on, that's all. M: I see. So, Lews Therin, what is it like living inside Rand's head? LTT: She is only a child. I killed children like her. Oh, what have I done? ~sobs brokenly~ R: He says it is - difficult - at times, but sometimes it is better to have 2 people thinking about an issue. M: And when did you first start talking to Rand? LTT: Moonhair? My Sunhair, my beautiful Ilyena! Oh, Ilyena, forgive me, my love, forgive me! ~weeps~ R: He says he has always been inside and a part of me, but has only spoken to me for the past year or so, as the Taint seeps in. ~shudders~ M: Sorry to bring up something so uncomfortable. R: no, that's quite alright. LTT: Ilyena? You forgive me? Oh, my love, you forgave me!! I hoped you would, my heart! ~brightens~ R: ~to himself~ No, you mad fool! I was talking to Moonhair, not you and I am NOT ILYENA!!!! M: I'm sorry, did you just say something? R: Oh, no, please go on. M: Lews Therin, do you plan to assist Rand in facing the Dark One in Tarmon Gai'don? LTT: end it now just kill me i want it over end it now for the love of the light let me die break the seals let him free ~cackles manically~ R: ~takes a seal out of his pockets and lifts it over his head~ let him free end it now kill me let it be over break it break it kill me let me die end it end it now... M: ~is shaken~ Um, excuse me, Rand... can you repeat that? Never mind... ~shudders~ Do you think you could put that down? R: ~snaps out of it and realizes for the first time what he is doing~ Oh, of course. Forgive me. LTT: ~cries~ I want it to be over... ~runs away~ M: O... K... Well, now that that is over, can you tell me anything about the upcoming book, Winter's Heart? R: Hold on a second... ~to LTT~ C'mon, just one more question, don't embarrass me like this. LTT: No. Leave me alone. ~huddles in the back corner of Rand's brain~ R: ~to LTT~ C'mon... I'll give you your favorite cookie, Macadamia Nut... you know you want it... LTT: No. ~refuses to talk any further~ R: I'm sorry, Moonhair, he says he cannot disclose any information. M: Well, thank you very much Rand Al'Thor, and you too, Lews Therin. I appreciate it. R: Anytime. You are welcome back whenever you wish. ~rises from chair~ M: Goodbye and thank you again. ~gets out of chair and walks out the door~ LTT: ~steals cookie when he thinks no one is watching~ Submitted by Moonhair
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